Wednesday, January 7, 2009
FUNNY SMS
Dad:son,what do you want for yout birthday?
Son:Not much dad,just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! Flattered?Don't Be!It was sent to me. and I just wanted you to read it.
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars. the mmoon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof.
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If ur workd is spinning Round&Round..&Round.... Ur heart is beating fast,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P.
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Meaning of ABCDEFG:A Boy Can Do Everthing For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done&Catch new Bakra Again.
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed
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Q:What is the height of optimism?
A:Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you......
Why should only i suffer!!!
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What's the difference between margeret That cher and Edwina cCurrie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors.
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, Idon't worry i don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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Breking news:
Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team:
Whisper Ultra.
BCCi felt it appropriate as the team is under going its worst PERIOD!
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-Dear Marie, Today is Good Day , U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.......
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Q:what is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A:3runs in 3 balls.
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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
That walk back to the pavilion.
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.............. But bcoz you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
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Son:Not much dad,just a radio with a sports car around it.
*******************************************************************
Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! Flattered?Don't Be!It was sent to me. and I just wanted you to read it.
**************************************************************************
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars. the mmoon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof.
*****************************************************************************
If ur workd is spinning Round&Round..&Round.... Ur heart is beating fast,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P.
********************************************************************************
Meaning of ABCDEFG:A Boy Can Do Everthing For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done&Catch new Bakra Again.
**********************************************************************************
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed
*******************************************************************************
Q:What is the height of optimism?
A:Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
*******************************************************************************
When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you......
Why should only i suffer!!!
**************************************************************************************
What's the difference between margeret That cher and Edwina cCurrie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors.
**********************************************************************************
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, Idon't worry i don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
************************************************************************************
Breking news:
Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team:
Whisper Ultra.
BCCi felt it appropriate as the team is under going its worst PERIOD!
****************************************************************************
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-Dear Marie, Today is Good Day , U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.......
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Q:what is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A:3runs in 3 balls.
**********************************************************************************
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
That walk back to the pavilion.
*************************************************************************************
I am a killer, I kill people for money.............. But bcoz you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
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